你還會拍照留念嗎?

最近報章上都是香港「艷照門」的新聞，看了都覺得很「悶」，都整2個月了，香港媒體還在追蹤這新聞，每天都會有很多新鮮的「傳聞」，真的很佩服港報編故事的能力。

以為主角出面道歉了，看戲的人都應該滿足了，戲也告一段落了，可是呀，現在就炒「鋒芝」分居、離婚、吵架什麼的。

今天看到報紙轉載說，港警披露，尚有幾位沒有曝光的女星，而且作出暗示是那幾位女星涉及其中。

我在想，她們既然是沒有曝光的「幸運兒」，警方為什麼要透露她們的樣貌特徵，讓媒體作出各種無謂的猜臆？我以為，警方的調查應該是保密的吧！？倘若那幾位女星真的與陳先生有一腿，也不過是她們的私人生活，與床照洩漏有關嗎？她們是嫌犯嗎？為什麼要給媒體各種暗示？

這宗案件只證明了2件事，港星之中有很多荒唐淫亂份子；還有陳先生的確是個泡妞高手。哈哈哈：p

那麼，你還會拍照留念嗎？

寫信

這個年頭，有誰還會寫信呢?

不是電郵、不是短訊，而是用一支筆及信紙，一筆一劃去寫的信。

昨天下午整理了一小部份的雜物，看到許多我和中小學朋友的書信。有些的內容很好笑；有些很好玩，有些很感動；也有些很感慨。

這些朋友們，可能現在已沒有聯絡了，可是他們都曾經給了我很多很多的感動。

雖然我們沒有繼續通「信」，雖然我們也沒有通「訊」，我會永遠珍惜及珍藏那些感動。

友情，沒有繼續，可是在那個時候，都是最真摰的感情。

所以，我選擇在今晚，為我那相識逾20年的好友寫了一封信，告訴她，我在這裡安好。希望她也很好。

元宵節

原來，今天是元宵節！

我竟然忘了。

隨著元宵節的到來，也意味著農曆新年就過去了。

原來，今天是接到好消息的好元宵，花好月圓。

中國情人節，快樂！

天使揮動魔術棒

恭喜我！

我的幸運天使出現了！我很快就要復出了，哇哈哈！

今天終於等到了一通電話，我終於接到了好消息，我有工作了！

天使終於揮動了魔術棒，讓我重獲信心。

等

等，可以是美好的事。等待美好時光，心情必定是舒坦無比，輕鬆自在。

等，可以讓人沉淀。等待的時候，把內心感覺複習一遍，獨自賞味。

等，也可以讓人心煩意躁。如我。

我在等待一份工作，心情，早已亂成一團。

Job Vacancy

POSITION -- PARENT
or Mum, Mummy, Mama, Ma
Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop

JOB DESCRIPTION:

• Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an often chaotic environment.
• Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call.
• Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities.Travel expenses not reimbursed.
• Extensive courier duties also required.

RESPONSIBILITIES:

• The rest of your life…Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $$$.
• Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly.
• Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf.
• Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers.
• Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects.
• Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks.
• Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next.
• Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices.
• Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.
• Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product.
• Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.

POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION:

• None. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you.

PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE:

• None required unfortunately.
• On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.

WAGES AND COMPENSATION:

• Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses.
• A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that university will help them become financially independent.
• When you die, you give them whatever is left.
• The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.

BENEFITS:

• While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right. :)

兩難

面試，真的是一種考驗。測試說話的技巧，也要懂得捉摸面試官的心理。

真的很難。

話說今天去了一家信託基金公司面試，市場部公關及活動執行員，其實是一腳踢的工作，媒體、活動、文案，什麼都得幹。可是，據聞該公司的薪水高、福利好、花紅多，我還是去試一試了。

今天是第二次面試，成不成事就看今天。我覺得，「完了！」。

那個婆娘經理好嚴厲，日後與她一起工作應該不容易。 面試期間及之後，她都沒有給什麼提示，我不懂得到工作的機會有多寡。

她說，我沒有大志、消極。 :o

那面試為什麼會兩難？

好了，話說在較早前，我到另一家公司面試，是一家博彩公司公共事務執行員，主要是媒體聯繫及活動協調的工作。

在第一次面試時，經理給我的暗示是，我十分適合這份工作。

她說，這份工作不適合有鴻圖大志的人。 :p

可惜，經過第二次面試後，我沒有被錄取。（我懷疑是其他人選的價碼比較低 ...）

同樣的工作性質，卻有不同的評選準則，我該怎樣包裝我自己？

怎麼才可以表現得有大志？怎樣才不會讓人覺得我消極或被動？

其實，我不得不同意，我在「現階層」 真的沒有什麼大志、理想。我只要一份安穩的工作。有錯嗎?

bad character!?

I went for a job interview today.

Quite excited before i went since it is a 2nd interview, the chance to get hired is higher, i guess...

After introduce myself, talked about my working experience... bla bla blaa.... The interviewer asked me, "what do you see yourself in 3 -5 years time?"

This is a FAQ that i heard everytime i go for interview... but till today, i still can't answer it properly. Who has the best answer, please tell mee!

Then she asked mee how well i knew the company? I said, I only got the general information.

Finally, she said, "I'm ok with your working experience, but I have high expectation with my staff... I saw passiveness & unambitious in you... "

"You don't even bother to go to our website to check out about our company!? You should know that this Question will be asked during interview."

She said that I'm passive, unambitious... I said I'm just not so agressive... I do wanted to progress or grow...

(Afterall, I have to agree that I am unambitious, at this moment... but not passive.)

Happy Valentine's Day!

今天是情人節，我 [在家] 收到一束紅玫瑰。

是的，失業的日子依然持續著，雖然今天也去了另一次的面試，還是必須等待。

紅彤彤的玫瑰，讓我有暖烘烘的感覺。

紅紅的玫瑰 ─ 給我好消息吧！